Eli Hagin can?t finish anything. He hates his job, but can?t seem to quit. He doesn?t want to be with his girlfriend, but doesn?t know how end things with her, either. Eli wants to write a novel, but he?s never taken a story beyond the first chapter. Eli also has trouble separating reality from fiction. When his best friend kills himself, Eli is motivated, for the first time in his life, to finally end something himself, just as Mike did ? Except...