Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can?t fail to make you laugh out loud. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? ? It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God? ? I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up? ? I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good? ? It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose? ? I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly...